Dota

a warcraft 3 custom map, filled with idiots.

Host: okay ping looks good guys
Pro: gl hf
Game will start in 5 second
Game will start in 4 second
Game will start in 3 second
Nerd: LOOOOL NOOB! i poon at dota
Retard: Faggot host!
Game will start in 2 second
Retard has left the game
Pro: ffs.
Game will start in 1 second

by LoserGoesCrazy December 29, 2008

Dota Allstars

A version of DOTA (Defence Of The Ancients) in the strategy game Warcaft III.
It is the currently (07.2006) most popular and most updated version of Dota.

Visit: www.dota-allstars.com/
for more info

- played dota allstars lately?
- yeah, I'm teh 1337 with the SA

by SuperWay August 6, 2006

dotacash

aka DC, a north american public dota league consisting of mostly noobs and a few decent players looking for a good dota game. statistically, in 95% of all public games at least one and certainly not limited to one of the following occurs: teams are heavily stacked, someone leaves the moment they get fb'ed, someone with a great escape skill like windrunner or shukuchi chooses to hog the safest lane, 5 hard carries are chosen on the same side, a furion decides to jungle all game long with no mindset of ganking whatsoever, some person on the winning team starts smacktalking in a pointless dota game in order to make himself feel better, lucifer gets a hand of midas, lich gets a bottle, 4 of your teammates feed 0-5, ursa gets maskofdeath for first item. In the other 5%, someone leaves the moment they don't see their desired hero in the pool. DC attempts to brings this to a higher level by establishing a tier 2 for "better and more experienced" players. The second tier invokes the same experience as tier1 with the exception of there being cockier players of stubborn and ignorant origins.

friend: "yo let's dota"
me: "no"
friend: "why, the new patch is out!"
me: "that means even more noobs to be found in dotacash...when's the last time you had a good, even and fair game? wait, let me rephrase, when have you EVER had a decent game?"
friend: "...true dat, let's play dota lod"
me: "i'm down"

by ilovedota January 1, 2012

Dotard

Kim Jong-Un's name for Donald Trump

Rocketman fires another missile at Dotard

by Dotard vs. Rocketman September 22, 2017

Dotard-Bunker

The Dotard's Lair. A physical location The Dotard retreats to during periods of social unrest and upheaval. The Dotard-Bunker can be described as a fairly opulent basement littered with fast food wrappers, spent diet coke cans, printed versions of Twitter's Terms of Service and Mar-A-Lago scorecards with eraser marks.

This is the location from which The Dotard screams at the Governor's of the 50 States for not handling the protesters with enough force.

"I'm coming to you live from the Dotard-Bunker where The Dotard is Twitter-Ranting at protesters"

"Just got a glimpse of The Dotard-Bunker...man, what a Shithole"

"The Dotard-Bunker: Where Pussy-Grabbing is Job 1"

by BabaYaga-45 June 2, 2020

dotard

An elderly individual in rapid mental decline, usually a condition that has been in the works for at least one election cycle. Rhymes with goatherd.

Jimmy: Dude, have you seen the color of that homey 's skin? It's like one of those orange construction cones got stuck on his head and melted in the heat of global warming.

Dude: Straight up! Don't be such a hater though. He's a dotard.

by Kim J.U. September 22, 2017

doax

Dead or alive extreme beach volleyball

Damn those chicks in DOAX are fine!

by Agret February 13, 2005