dooflache

(doo-floch-E)noun. a person whos name you don't know,and you don't care if they know that you have no idea what there name is.

Hey dooflache, no one cares so shut up!

by Brooke Davis January 6, 2008

DOFFMAN

A legendary CS:GO player. Believed to be the next Olofmeister.

Yo! Today i fell like DOFFMAN!

by IG88HK September 8, 2015

Spank The Doof

The new way of asking someone if you're allowed to use their vape.

Hey bro do you mind if i spank the doof?

My friend was going to come over and hang out, but he was too busy spanking his doof.

by Doofspanker June 27, 2018

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

The best character of all time. You may have seen him in his iconic role in the show " Phineas And Ferb" If you ever watch one of his backstories you will truly cry. Balloony is also a god

guy 1: have you seen a backstory
guy 2: ya I cried

guy 1: same
guy 2: Ya Dr. Doofenshmirtz is good

by MegaOogie October 30, 2019

Heinz Doofenshmirtz

A character on Disney's TV show, Phineas and Ferb. He has incredibly illogical plans to take over the tri-state area. He also purchased a certificate that says he is a doctor. In a nutshell, "He gets waaaaay too much alimony".

My name is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

by Chungalunga choo choo December 16, 2012

doofenagle

A weird person that does stupid things (Commonly used in the Greater Boston Area)
Someone who just doesn't act like they're supposed to.
A dumb sketchball.

Stay away from the doofenagled guy on the porch smokin that shill

Quit acting like a doofenagle, and pull your pants up.

by planesovacarsovatrainsovaboats October 3, 2017

Homo doofious

A type of human male known to be extremely doofy. Typically awkward, clumsy, and nerdy.

The Homo doofious spends its day studying martial arts, in vain, for it is nearly impossible for it to find a mate.

You know that tall, lanky guy with glasses mediating? He is a homo doofious.

by Jerkmilk October 15, 2008