Donker

after receiving a really good blow job, grab the base of the penis and flap it so that the head of the penis hits her in the forehead.

After receiving some of the best oral sex in his life, Al gave his girlfriend a donker, just to say thank you.

by scheckeroo July 30, 2008

Donktard

Comination of donk and tard. Usually used in poker, it is primarily aimed to give added emphasis to the degree of how inept a player's skill set is. Likewise, it can also be expanded to the realm of daily life to critique whenever a person does something that, for lack of a better phrase, is utterly and completely stupid.

For Poker: Wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? What a donktard.

For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.

by The Poker Professor August 29, 2008

donterouge

A congregration of friends, each and all of which are true dons.

Me and my donterouge decided to reserve a table at the tightest club in Chicago for new year's eve.

by DonK December 17, 2004

donktress

A donktress is a woman that carry's behind her a large rear end like that of a female donkey. It is a common used term among the Mexican peoples of the Yucatán peninsula.

Hey Pedro, take a look at the lady over there, see how much she is carrying in her ass, she is a donktress.

by riotboy42 April 23, 2017

Donterius

Ready to go to war about what ever, a genuine person and can read people like a book. Loves to make money

Donterius is raw

by anonymous November 23, 2021

dinky donker

When a man attempts to enter a woman's vagina with a flaccid penis and fails.

I wanted so badly to have sex with her, but sadly all I could give her was a dinky donker .

by LilAngelFck November 3, 2015

mahonker donkers

when ur tits be 40DD dawg

Dudddeee, jessicas mahonker donkers be wildin

by thiqqqsnak October 15, 2017