Donkey Dick

1. In the US Army, a donkey dick is a fuel spout for a 5 gallon fuel can.

2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.

3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.

AT2: Yo, did you remove the donkey dick before we started the move?

AMAN: Yes AT2.

AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?

AMAN: *gulp*

by Jp331 March 19, 2021

Donkey Dick

An unusually large penis.

Person 1: "Hey man, why do they call it 'BIGDICKRICNETWORK'?"
Person 2: "It's because he got that big ol' donkey dick!"

by BDRNETWORK December 12, 2022

Donkey Dick

A large and powerful cigar such as a Montecristo 'A' or a Sancho Panza Sancho.

"Honey, you don't mind if I fire up this donkey dick, do ya?"

by Paytheline May 15, 2007

Donkey Dicked

When one specifically women look like they have been in a donkey show.

Travis was going to have sex with that chick last night but when he saw her snatch it looked like she had been donkey dicked.

by bngermin July 28, 2010

Donkey Dick

snowboarders term refering to a small (usually about a foot long) horizontal part at the end of a sloped handrail

"imma have a hard time hitting this rail cuz im a noob and it has a donkey dick

by DallasRaines September 25, 2008

Donkey Dick

A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".

Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.

Hey hon, what's for supper?

What? Donkey dick 'n' taters again?

Nasty!

by ButtFuzz November 13, 2006

Donkey Dick

A huge cronic nugget, the size and shape of a donkey's dick.

Man, nice plant. Look at that donkey dick nugget on top. I can't wait to smoke that.

by Dr. Dumazz August 14, 2008