Danglerod

When a penis goes limp, back to its normal, non-excited state.

"Man I was so turned on until I saw her hairy mole...Instant danglerod, dude."

"That girl needs to lose those pounds if she wants him to lose the danglerod."

"The thought of seeing her naked makes me go all the way danglerod."

by apenape October 22, 2009

INSTANT donger raise

when your donger INSANTLY raises from watching one of your KINKS.

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

by DEEZ NUTZ 6969 June 3, 2018

dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

Townsville dangler

dried mucus found hanging from the nostril.

Jesus mate, tidy up that Townsville dangler will ya.

by acoustinaut January 20, 2009

DingleRoot

“Noun” A term used by Oompavile to describe a penis, or dick.

Oompavile: Hey Cole, look at this dingleroot
Cole: WOW

by Penis=Funny June 1, 2019

The Dangler

A person who pulls just there nuts out of there boxers in a place with lots of people. (Most likely in a locker room)If you pull this off you will be crowned with the name the dangler.

Dude your nuts were ghoslty white, but now your the dangler.

by Ballsmith April 28, 2009

dongle

Another word that should be normal but really means dick

"Touch my dongle," said jacksfilms

by Metrosexual hitler January 11, 2017