DingleRoot

“Noun” A term used by Oompavile to describe a penis, or dick.

Oompavile: Hey Cole, look at this dingleroot
Cole: WOW

DingleRoot by Penis=Funny June 1, 2019

Quantavious Dinglebottem 

The fine high class version of the inferior Quandale Dingle. Standing at a whopping 5 foot 4 with a 69 inch vertical he is also the greatest basketball player of all time.

The divine king Quantavious Dinglebottem

Quantavious Dinglebottem by Quantavious Dinglebottems dad April 22, 2022

DingleGoose

Walking around with a goose hanging from ones anal shrubbery.

That difolco has a dinglegoose, how wack is that?

DingleGoose by Brent Lane November 21, 2006

Dingleroosters 

The little wads of paper that is left on a toilet seat after wiping your butt.

Dude, why didn't you wipe the Dingleroosters off the seat after taking a dump?

Dingleroosters by Mark J. Cooper January 15, 2008

dinglesoft 

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.

George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!

dinglesoft by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008

Dinklefoot 

Someone who's toes look like small penis'.

Sally: I'd go out with him, but his toes looks like small penis'!
Jim: Oh, so he's a dinklefoot?

Dinklefoot by Master Clean January 17, 2006

dingle root 

A dingle root is a beautiful baby maker that guys have to insert in the slot o create a potential new owner of a dingle root.

My dingle roots so long, it takes three adults to hold it up!

dingle root by Gshat April 2, 2017