Flicky flicky Willy Donker

A light switch

Mother: Oi, Flick the flicky flicky willy donker and get your arse to bed.

Son: Yes Mum. *turns off light*

by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022

dorker

A dorker is someone who is a dork to such an extent that they are often times considered stupid, lame or even dumb. Someone who is a dorker has little to no friends, but often tries to blend in with a crowd. Dorkers are usually people who just feel out of place in the world, but are loved or admired by atleast one or two people.

Did you see that dorker over there? He's so annoying.

by Raphide (Ben) September 22, 2003

Doinker

The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.

I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!

by Da Punkin October 8, 2016

dooker

poop or the action of taking a poop

i have to take a dooker

by nate August 27, 2003

docker

Someone who takes part in a particular gay foreplay act.

....As defined in the disinformation series "book of Lists" a Male who massages and wraps his uncircumsised foreskin around the head of his partners circumsised penis.

by Prince Andrew December 25, 2004

dockers

Nice pants. Very nice pants.

You are wearing Dockers.

by GoodfellaSnoop October 31, 2004

Double Docker

1. A penis long enough that it can penetrate both the vagina and the cervix.

2. In anal sex, a penis long enough that it can penetrate both the Anus and the Houston Valves.

Note: If you're a dumb shit who can't figure out what the Houston Valves are, please consult Google.

Black Guy: Double Docker

White Guy: Docker ... hits the G-spot

Asian Guy: No Docker ... she can't even feel it inside her.

by LordofWales August 9, 2010