Doider, (dōy-dur), noun
stemmed the Latin words: "Doidimus Maximus," meaning: big doider.
a protruding stomach or beer belly, typically hanging over the beltline. Doiders are most noticable when fully exposed on a shirtless male.
Doiders aren't always necessarily large and protruding, but only when the word is used as a moniker for ones stomach in the context of self. (i.e. "I'm gonna hit up the Bell and fire a 10-pack of soft-shells into my doider")
in a case where a small stomach is referred to as a doider, the proper label would actually be doi.
stemmed the Latin words: "Doidimus Maximus," meaning: big doider.
a protruding stomach or beer belly, typically hanging over the beltline. Doiders are most noticable when fully exposed on a shirtless male.
Doiders aren't always necessarily large and protruding, but only when the word is used as a moniker for ones stomach in the context of self. (i.e. "I'm gonna hit up the Bell and fire a 10-pack of soft-shells into my doider")
in a case where a small stomach is referred to as a doider, the proper label would actually be doi.
A large doider shocks John and Brian:
John: "wow, look at the size of that doider!"
Brian: "that doider is epic!"
Darryl is disgusted by a doider/front-butt combo:
Darryl: "the lady's back-breaking doider rolled over her belt, resting on top of her bulging front-butt.
Doider can also be used as an adjective:
Kevin: "those pizza rolls were doiderific, I hoovered them shits into my doider."
and as a verb:
Ryan: "did you see that fight between Mark and Tim?"
James: "Tim doidered Mark into the thistles."
John: "wow, look at the size of that doider!"
Brian: "that doider is epic!"
Darryl is disgusted by a doider/front-butt combo:
Darryl: "the lady's back-breaking doider rolled over her belt, resting on top of her bulging front-butt.
Doider can also be used as an adjective:
Kevin: "those pizza rolls were doiderific, I hoovered them shits into my doider."
and as a verb:
Ryan: "did you see that fight between Mark and Tim?"
James: "Tim doidered Mark into the thistles."
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"Donds" originated on Readers Recommend, a music blog on the website of the Guardian newspaper in the UK. It began its lexical life as a typo, posted on 13 May 2007 at 15:55 by "Ejaydee" of London, who mismanaged "seconds" (as in "I second the motion"), and wrote "Secdonds for the Sesame Street Theme Toon!!!!" This bounced back later as "sedonds", which was the accepted form for a few months--a joke mis-spelling along the lines of 'pwned'.
“Donds” first appeared when "BlimpyMcFlah" used an apostrophe to abbreviate in comment no. 657714 at 18 minutes past midnight on 24 August with "Immediate and massive 'donds....". By the following morning "donds" began to be used in its final form and meaning.
There have been some playful variants:
“dondage,” “dondarino”, the pseudo- Germanic “gedondheit”. But the default usage is “Donds to that.”
As of autumn 2009, "donds" remains a very common term on the Readers Recommend blog, but unfortunately it hasn't really spread beyond its place of origin.
"Donds" originated on Readers Recommend, a music blog on the website of the Guardian newspaper in the UK. It began its lexical life as a typo, posted on 13 May 2007 at 15:55 by "Ejaydee" of London, who mismanaged "seconds" (as in "I second the motion"), and wrote "Secdonds for the Sesame Street Theme Toon!!!!" This bounced back later as "sedonds", which was the accepted form for a few months--a joke mis-spelling along the lines of 'pwned'.
“Donds” first appeared when "BlimpyMcFlah" used an apostrophe to abbreviate in comment no. 657714 at 18 minutes past midnight on 24 August with "Immediate and massive 'donds....". By the following morning "donds" began to be used in its final form and meaning.
There have been some playful variants:
“dondage,” “dondarino”, the pseudo- Germanic “gedondheit”. But the default usage is “Donds to that.”
As of autumn 2009, "donds" remains a very common term on the Readers Recommend blog, but unfortunately it hasn't really spread beyond its place of origin.
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