straight up dog

When you have a bone (from either waking up in the morning, or other reasons), and you move it straight up in your pants so no one notices.

Straight up dog has saved my life, and many other's lives many times.

I walked right by my mom in the morning to go eat breakfast with a wicked rod, but she didn't even know because I was goin straight up dog!

by brad950 January 16, 2004

don't let the dogs pound up in here

your roommate,parents,or girlfriend Don't want your friends in the house when thier gone

boyfriend:hey I'm playing poker with my friends later on
girlfriend:honey please don't let the dogs pound up in here
boyfriend:why not
girlfriend:because they are low lifes

by slim thug jr December 11, 2014

word up dog

brain scroeder is a retard who doesnt like typing class

word up dog word up dog word up dog wurd

by SAMDOG December 7, 2004

Yo MJ What up Dog?

Something you say to a dog to calm them down; you may have to replace "MJ" with the dog's actualy name.

Originated from when I was playing with my sis's boyfriend's dog (which is shortened to the initials MJ). Then I said that cause I was bored and she was trying to jump on me.

Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*

by kalley treay July 3, 2007

Fence up dog

When a professional fencer duels a bz who doesn't know anything about fencing. The pro fencer will say, "you would be disqualified in a real duel." And the bz will continue saying fence up dog.

Person 1: FENCE UP DOG!!!!!
Person 2: You're disqualified.
Person 1: FENCE UP DOG!!!!!

by MajesticBeast September 5, 2018

turn the dog up

Being intoxicated and taking illicit drugs and leaving your body disabled and wrecked

Hey shawn wanna turn the dog up, yeah mat let's turn the dog right up

by Turn the dog up June 3, 2016

is that up dog

when you want to trick some one in to saying whats up dog

person1:is that up dog
person:2 whats up dog

by tacocat boy 12350 May 24, 2021