dogawful

A totally awesome dog. A real hoopy frood.

Our dog is an awesome dog.
Hey you, sass that hoopy Dogawful? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
I be knowin' that dogawful since way back in the BBS in Yours Buns days. He sure is OG. Dogawful and Agent Anarchy, they was tight man.

by dogawful January 20, 2009

giving the dog a pill

When a man shoves his cock to the back of a female's throat and forces her to swallow his cum when he ejaculates

Kiley: "Matt, what are you up to?"
Matt: "Oh nothing, just got done giving the dog a pill"

by msb1985 August 16, 2014

give the dog a bath

giving the dog a bath is when a male stuffs the twig and berries in his girls mudbucket and keeps it there as long as possible. if you've ever tried to get a dog in the bathtub, and keep him there, you know exactly why this act is so named.

after a romantic dinner, i decided to give the dog a bath, but the as soon as i got everything in, they squirmed out and i couldnt get them back in.

by nutgrapes February 27, 2011

dogasm

Every dog has a spot on their body, that when pet or rubbed, causes one of their hind legs to flutter back and forth.

(While I rub behind my dog's right ear.) Honey, look at Harleigh, she's having a dogasm.

by JonDevin January 5, 2009

Ur dog a cat

This word can change every single thing in the universe, even your existence.

Friend: Ur mum gei
Me: Ur dad lesbian4
Friend: Ur granny tranny
Me: Ur dog a cat
*World completely changes and wipes out all of humanity causing a change in itself causing everything to start over again from the beginning*

by Sam11803 March 13, 2018

your dog a frog

The comeback killer for pets

Your granny a tranny

No u
No u
Your dog a frog

by Griffball123 March 24, 2018

Dogaria

It's like skitters but from a dog.

Oh god did you see the dogaria on the ground?

Yeah man i just totally ate some dogaria for lunch

Hey you heard of beastuality porn ?
There was dogaria everywhere.

"Oh what a shame... It appears Scooby has another dose of Dogaria" - Shaggy

by Jar Binx November 18, 2010