by bTreezy October 13, 2006
Get the clam dodger mug.expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact
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Annie: Hey, let's go out for pizza.
Bob: Sure, I'll come right over to pick you up in my Dodge Imagine.
Bob: Sure, I'll come right over to pick you up in my Dodge Imagine.
by Rand0969 February 19, 2009
Get the Dodge Imagine mug.A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.
"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008
Get the Poon Dodger mug.The act of pretending to be busy or otherwise engaged such as talking on a phone with no one on the other end in order to avoid social contact with another.
Sam- Shit here comes bill I dont want to talk to him, Quick make out with me!
Bill- hmm, I think sam is tryin to Social dodge me.
Wanda- Bill im on the phone!
Bill- hmm, I think sam is tryin to Social dodge me.
Wanda- Bill im on the phone!
by §ugar§hane April 5, 2009
Get the Social Dodge mug.The act of avoiding looking directly at somebody repulsive. The repulsion may be caused by ugliness, UFO's (unidentified facial objects) or small deformities such as birth marks. The common side affect of gaze dodging is guilt, an act to be used sensibly. Gaze Dodging is predominantly used when at supermarket checkouts.
by Landoddage May 27, 2009
Get the Gaze dodge mug.A person who conciously or sub-conciously opts to neglect the thought of reality applying to him or her. Instead choosing to lead a life of complete fantasy and/or delusion, often funded by credit cards or student loans.
A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.
A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.
Person A: "What are you doing with yourself now you've finished your media degree at Salford Uni?"
Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".
Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"
Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".
Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"
by Social-Observer October 1, 2010
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