A phrase used for people who are beyond obese. Initiated by Kevin Bridges in one of his stand up routines. If someone is Documentary Obese it means they are so fat that they can be found on channel 4 or 5 at around 8:00 on a weeknight, telling people how much they way and how addicted to jaffa cakes and mars bars they are.
David: Did you see that chick back there, she was so fat i bet her fanny had flab growing on it
Ben: Dude, she wasn't fat, nor was she obese. David my dear chum, she was documentary fat.
Ben: Dude, she wasn't fat, nor was she obese. David my dear chum, she was documentary fat.
by 09rob1234 December 3, 2011
Get the Documentary Fat mug.Evan’s Documentary is the most legendary documentary ever made. Evan made a documentary of a school year and the random things that go on in it.
Hey Evan how’s Evan’s Documentary going?
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.
I love Evan’s Documentary it’s the best! Evan's Documentary
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.
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A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is a movie in the process of being made documenting a normal week with every member of the ASMR Crew. It, while being a 100% true documentary on the lives of each member in the ASMR Crew also provides a new look into racism, sexism, and homophobia. With appearances by Father Ron, Al Qaeda, and professional hunter Darren, the standard poodle, A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is the perfect Documentary, and always will be.
Guy 1: Did you see A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary?
Guy 2: Starts vomiting out their insides
Guy 1: So, how was it?
Guy 2: Starts vomiting out their insides
Guy 1: So, how was it?
by Pyrocynical is a furry November 12, 2019
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This is both within context for both males and females.
This is both within context for both males and females.
GAWD, I cannot remember for the life of me the name of that fly shorty I met last week... I'm having such Dickmentia right now!
by bbrkdwn July 14, 2010
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Get the dogumentary mug.Dongmentia is an unfortunate condition, similar to dementia, but in regards to Dongs. As a result of this horrific condition, the said individual could have a line up of all the dongs that have jackhammered them, and have no recollection.
I was about to serve up a heaping helping of my Dong to Elissa, and as I dropped my trousers to unleash my overwhelming cock, I said you remember this baby don’t you? With a puzzled look in her eyes she said no, I have Dongmentia. I was absolutely devastated, and after plowing her for two hours, she still had no idea she’d taken this Cadillac of dongs before. Just like my balls, I’ve never felt more empty
by Tee Cee Deez June 13, 2021
Get the Dongmentia mug.Jenny: Oh hey, is that the final version of the tech spec?
Joe: No, there is no final version. This is a DARWIN Document.
Jenny: Oh? Why do you call it a Darwin document?
Joe: Cause that fucker's always evolving.
Joe: No, there is no final version. This is a DARWIN Document.
Jenny: Oh? Why do you call it a Darwin document?
Joe: Cause that fucker's always evolving.
by mrteacher August 27, 2013
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