The most logically-challenged portion of the general population for which the most obvious warnings, posts, signs and instructions must be written or designed to avoid catastrophe.
On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
by Upallnightagain September 25, 2011
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The sound you get when you palm mute with razor tight, high gain tone.
"DJENT! DJEN-DJENT!"
Not to be mixed up with the ordinary "chugga-chugga" or "dun! dun-dun!".
The sound you get when you palm mute with razor tight, high gain tone.
"DJENT! DJEN-DJENT!"
Not to be mixed up with the ordinary "chugga-chugga" or "dun! dun-dun!".
Metalhead #1: Dude, did you hear Peripherys new tunes?
Metalhead #2: Yeah, what a great djent on the guitars!
Metalhead #2: Yeah, what a great djent on the guitars!
by Mynd August 8, 2007
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A combination of both "dominate" and "demolish", used in place of either of the two aforementioned words.
Red: "I was playing FIFA last night and I beat this guy 7-0"
Green:"Wow, you absolutely denominalted that guy"
Blue:"You ready to play? Hopefully we can denominalate like that tonight"
Green:"Wow, you absolutely denominalted that guy"
Blue:"You ready to play? Hopefully we can denominalate like that tonight"
by Red Tea October 27, 2009
Get the Denominalate mug.The kid in class who slows down the rest by having to get every last thing repeated to him/her 8 times before understanding it.
Teacher 1) I hear you got Tommy and Linda in English class. I had them last year. They're some really bright kids.
Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.
Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.
Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.
Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.
Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.
Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.
by daphunkeefeel1 July 17, 2012
Get the Slowest Common Denominator mug.When you're having a conversation with someone online and it starts to get boring so it slowly drifts into replies of emoticons until neither party replies.
Omar: Steve help! My convo with Sarah is drifting into an emoticon denouement.
Steve: Who the hell are you and why are you using my computer?
Steve: Who the hell are you and why are you using my computer?
by Teetburger August 15, 2010
Get the Emoticon Denouement mug.A denoobre (pronounced "Dee-NEW-bray") is a demerit credited to a franchisee who uses the BOSS intranet and improperly spells one or more words. Each misspelling or incorrectly used grammar equals one denoobre. At the end of the year, the Spelling Czar (appointed by the President) will report to the Home Office the results of findings throughout the prior year.
Those whose name(s) remains on the list at an arbitrarily determined cut-off point, will be eligible to receive a franchise-fee free month, including those ascribed to amounts sent in monthly for NAF (National Advertising Funds).
This system has been implemented on the private intranet systems used by various franchisers to improve the literacy of its owners.
Those whose name(s) remains on the list at an arbitrarily determined cut-off point, will be eligible to receive a franchise-fee free month, including those ascribed to amounts sent in monthly for NAF (National Advertising Funds).
This system has been implemented on the private intranet systems used by various franchisers to improve the literacy of its owners.
Joe earned a pair of denoobres for posting something with respect to his business concern on his franchise intranet without regard to grammar or spelling rules: "Like I siad, she wasn't someone I'd do business with again."
Use of proper grammar and spelling would rewrite this sentence to read as follows: "As I said, she wasn't someone I'd do business with again."
Use of proper grammar and spelling would rewrite this sentence to read as follows: "As I said, she wasn't someone I'd do business with again."
by SpellingCzar4BOSS November 1, 2009
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