directoritis

Directoritis is a similiar condition such as "senioritis" "retire-itis" and just simple food itis. However, directoritis pertains to movie directors. The disease is most commonly acquired after the Oscars. Since the directors are loving their little gold oscar, they no longer make good movies, resulting in movie goers having to settle for less "quality" movies. This time of the year is usually a month or two after the oscars and is the christmas for Blockbuster economically. Soon after, the disease is cured and we can once again...see good movies.

Bill: Hey! Let's see a movie tonight!
Chad: Nah bro, nothing good is out...all the big shots have directoritis!
Bill: Wanna just see Race to Witch Mountain?
Chad: Nah..lets just rent Batman again!

by Adam Kringleschmidtberg March 18, 2009

choir director

There are worse things in life than pit bulls, there are choir directors.

Choir directors are either like your best friend, or you worst enemy. I have one choir current choir director, but know three. Two out of the three give you hell.

by blondie4E May 25, 2009

dialector

A person that speaks in such an intellectually profound yet disturbing manner as to evoke comparisons to Hannibal Lector.

1. "Gregory told us the other day that if we keep nettling him about his skimpy gym shorts, he's going to vaporize us with a homemade Moonraker laser and sprinkle our remains on his ant farm. What a dialector!"
2. "A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone." -Dr. Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs.

by TheOneArmedSloth May 21, 2008

Video Game Director's Cuts

An awesome flash website with some of the best video game flash parody movies on the web.
www.videogamedc.net

Video Game Director's Cuts is where you can relive your pixeled past.

by Master Yoshi February 11, 2004

director complex

Someone with an endless appetite for drama. This person pretends to be anything they want without any care how anyone else is affected. They use the people around them as puppets, manipulating others into playing the roles they want them to play. They turn people against each other and enjoy every second of it. This person views everything as a game and nothing makes them happier than to watch everything fall apart and know that they did it all.

Person 1: You know that guy I was dating
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Turns out he didn’t have any feelings for me he was just pretending to because he was bored.
Person 2: That’s so sick
Person 3: He definitely has a director complex

by Uiron November 10, 2021

Director Cogger

The tallest member in the Underdogs

Chilliest and the funniest person
Has the hottest mullet

Probably forgot the fact that he has a YouTube channel

Wow! Is that the best Underdog : Director Cogger with the white T-shirt ?!

by NotUnderdogsfan13 May 17, 2022

band director day

National Band Director Day is November 15 because by then your football team has lost the Friday games and you're moving on to concert music. Make sure you let your band director know how much you appreciate them on this day because they're probably stressed.

"What's today's date?"

"November 15th, it's national Band Director day!"

"Really?! I really love our director, I'm going to let him know how much I appreciate him."

by Hypotonuse690889 November 9, 2019