Dishwashing Ass Gnomes

These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work

You there, Dishwashing Ass Gnome, make me a sandwich!

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

International dishwasher day

Also known as international dishwashing machine day (IDM Day), this is where people get together on December 28 to celebrate Josephine Cochrane's invention of the dishwasher in 1886 cause lord knows what sort of society we'd be living in without a dishwasher.

Madeline: yo it's international dishwasher day
Abby: Eyyy lemme go grab my cascade pods!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 9, 2020

Dishwhore

1. A woman who tries to look sexy by eating certain foods at a party but fails at it and usually ends up eating several platters of food.

2. A fat woman who stuffs food into her vagina, waits a few hours, and then eats it when she thinks that nobody is looking.

1. "the dishwhore has already gone through two plates of cherries tonight."

2. "the dishwhore was seen stuffing herself with cupcakes this morning."

by JKJK18 February 27, 2011

Dashawn

A caring person that only cares about his women his brothers and his family and friends also (dashawn) is a common name for people with extremely long (penus).And long hair

Oh I wish I was dashawn's girl

by brandon692464256 April 10, 2018

dishpwner

a dishwasher who pwns. A dishpwner loses status when he gets a renobwhile at work. he must go a week without getting a renob before regaining dishpwner status. If he gets a renob while pwning dishes, his dick falls off.

"Dude, Nate's the ultimate dishpwner. I hope he doesn't lose his status."

by Nate Borman March 5, 2008

Dishapointment

The feeling one gets after trying to load up
the dishwasher, only to find it full

Sam: Do we have any clean spoons?

Jon: No dude, it was full before

Sam: Dude! Major Dishapointment!

Jon: yeah

by washingnick February 16, 2009

Dishwasher Chum

The unsavory fluid, mostly water, left in upturned glassware, measuring cups and the crevasses of other items found in a dishwasher after full completion of a wash cycle. This fluid contains sediment, particles and other dissolved elements freed from these items during cleansing. On occasion these elements, though visible, cannot be linked to any food substance known to have been present at the time of the machine's loading.

GROSS! Everything in the machine turned upside down. Now I've got to dump all this nasty "dishwasher chum." out and rerun it all!

by Betharoni August 6, 2011