1 definition by Nate Borman

a dishwasher who pwns. A dishpwner loses status when he gets a renobwhile at work. he must go a week without getting a renob before regaining dishpwner status. If he gets a renob while pwning dishes, his dick falls off.
"Dude, Nate's the ultimate dishpwner. I hope he doesn't lose his status."
by Nate Borman March 6, 2008
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