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a dishwasher who pwns. A dishpwner loses status when he gets a renobwhile at work. he must go a week without getting a renob before regaining dishpwner status. If he gets a renob while pwning dishes, his dick falls off.
"Dude, Nate's the ultimate dishpwner. I hope he doesn't lose his status."
dishpwner by Nate Borman March 5, 2008
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dispwned 

What Maddox is now that his mom knows about his site. When you are disowned, but to like the 3rd power.

See example, as quoted from QDB.
<@maddox> "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis." "No mom, I didn't draw a penis"
<+DMTec> ROFL
<+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good
<@maddox> now she's crying
<RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?
<@maddox> (on the phone)
<+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?
<@maddox> dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.
<RichK> bahahahaha
<@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"
<+khoveraki> rofl
<@maddox> she hung up
<RichK> You are dispwned maddox
dispwned by Jack Skellington November 4, 2004
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