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Discount hooker 

Prostitute offering services at a discount when approaching end of quarter while not meeting budgeted figures and/or when facing liquidity shortages in the crack-cocaine-heroin market. Most regulators (aka sex workers union) are against this practice, but proponents of free markets say it is a necessary evil and is one of the keys to success in a capitalist society.
A seasoned Wall Street trader rides his Lamborghini at night in the streets of Newark and stops by a young lady waiting on a corner in the middle of nowhere:

Trader: Hi beautiful, bid 20$ for a blowjob.
Hooker: 20$??? You must be thinking I’m some sort of discount hooker? Ask 50$.
Trader: 50$??? Refresh your market data feed, the crack-cocaine spread is widening like crazy and the heroin60 index is reaching historical record levels. I give you a minute to revise your quote.
Hooker: Sorry about that (while running her smart phone blowjob pricer app). Ask 25$, deal?
Trader: Deal! Get in the car beautiful and be careful with my Italian leather & suede seats.
Discount hooker by Toilette November 10, 2014

Discount Diggle 

I'm not sure where we sit between her grabbing your discount diggle and male sexual harassment.
Discount Diggle by niatox October 21, 2017

Discount Timberlake 

Can you believe that ladies cream their jeans for Discount Timberlake? As if he’s poetry in motion...
Discount Timberlake by Turdberry October 6, 2018

Discount Floozy 

"Damn! They got discount floozys for 75 cents an hour!"
Discount Floozy by That dude tho October 1, 2019

Discount Baby 

/n/ A baby born on or near a day with a annual discount.
List of days a discount baby may occur:
Beginning of September
End of December
And the beginning of every month.

Discount Track 

not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers

like a sushi train. or high school
he looks like got his new gf off the discount track

Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track
Discount Track by scmat February 10, 2021