disasterbation

making a large destructive mess while pleasing oneself sexually

the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure

by oso good April 29, 2023

Disasterbated

The act of masterbating after an unsuccessful night of trying to bring someone home from the bars.

Matt: Did you bring someone home last night?
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.

by Baldginger December 12, 2012

disasterbation

When a colossal disaster strikes, and you use it as an excuse to flex on social media.

It's so sad how the Cathedral of Notre Dame is burning down; here's a photo of me in Paris last month

Stop with the disasterbation.

by GreaterBaiter April 16, 2019

Disasterbation

A calamitous event, one occurring suddenly and causing great misfortune; a failed attempt at masturbation.

If somebody walks in on you or a tornado comes while you're a masturbating and you're interrupted... your attempt to masturbate becomes a disaster - disasterbate - disasterbation

Dude: My mom caught me jacking off man...

Sweet: Damnn.. Tragic man, disasterbation can hurt a guy for real

by ^RoxyRoll^ March 10, 2018