Dirty Samirah

This is when you wake up the next morning after crazy drunken sex to find your date has left but not before she's taken an alcohol fueled shit on your dog and covered it in Fruit Loops and then videod herself dancing round it to Abba's Dancing Queen

Hey bro, how'd your date go the other night? You 2 were hammered.

Bruv, the sex was mental but when I woke up in the morning the bitch had pulled a Dirty Samirah on me, I wanted to be angry but couldn't stop laughing.

by Propercunt March 30, 2020

Dirty Sammie

when you sandwich your booty cheeks around his thing when you're spooning

We didn't hook up, we just slept and dirty sammie.

by PsySam April 20, 2020

dirty samantha j

the hottest person in the whole universe who eats ass like a total god

"bro, that bitch over there is a total dirty samantha j"
"yep, she could eat my bunghole like a greek goddess"

by heyheypee May 6, 2022

Dirty Samuel

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee

v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.

by JDubD October 24, 2007

Dirty Samantha

A slutty wife. Normally has at least two ex husbands and is working on the third. She jumps from one to the next and cheats along the way.

Me: Man I was married once.
Friend: yeah what happened?
Me: she was a dirty Samantha, she had sex with at least two guys while we were married.
Friend: damn dude!

by Gunslinger0351 April 18, 2020

Dirty Samoan

An interesting sex position where the man is standing straight up with there legs farther away then shoulder with and arms straight in the air like the 'Y' in the YMCA dance and is pounding the girl doggy style while yelling and moving his hands hang loose

" my quads really hurt after that surf I took and that dirty Samoan"

by dirty Sanchez, the big bambino April 24, 2014

Dirty Samaniego

The act of tying your foreskin in a knot and vigorously masturbating throughout the course of a week and later spreading the fermented contents on a piece of toast.

Me and my cousins are gonna do some Dirty Samaniegos for Thanks Giving yo!

by Mrmandude April 17, 2020