Dirty Dan

Someone who gets pegged while playing FutChamps as they'd rather game then have sex

Did you hear that my bro did a dirty dan last night
He loves fifa more than his gf

by BlackBob69 October 20, 2021

Dirty Dan

The fucking jackass who keeps calling me Pinwheel Larry despite him knowing that I am the real Dirty Dan.

"I'm the real Dirty Dan"
"No I'm the real Dirty Dan"

by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022

Dirty Dan

A middle aged man who visits the local bar 3+ times a week and usually gets a little too fucked up

“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”

“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan

by eater_of_ass May 18, 2022

Dirty Dan

When you blow the apprentice and tell everyone.

Hey Dan meet Pollock, hes new, time for a dirty dan

by Fatmufin June 3, 2022

DIRTY DAN

When u bite of a ear and cum in there ear and use it as a shot glass and whilst she snaps your boner in half

Ima give u a dirty dan u saucy girl

by SEXYBEASTSSSSSS1536 July 29, 2022

dirty dan

The dirty Dan is where a woman sucks your penis and toe fucks your arse at the same time

Also, once you cum, the cum is then used for face cream

"Man I had sick time last night"
"What were you up to gerald"
"My girl gave me a dirty Dan"
"Thats fucking grim mate"

by Joshnosh February 19, 2023

dirty dan

when you want your girl to me-hoy your minoy, but all she does is laugh at your pin head.

"hey bro why are you so sad" "I'm sad because my girl dirty danned me last night bro"

by Idon'tknowya19 February 10, 2025