Oorban diktationari

A fucking stupid way of saying "Urban Dictionary"

Friend: Oh wowz, This Oorban diktationari websit lokz reely cul.
Me: ... Did you mean Urban Dictionary?
Friend: non. Oorban diktationari.
Me: What, The, Fuck.

by OURBan December 11, 2019

Dictago

Dictago is a contraction of dick to go, as in a place that your dick could possibly be located in.

Sam, thats an icy place for your Dictago .

by CPU001 January 14, 2008

Fascist Dictator Dollar

The form of currency on Fascist Dictatorship Island, in which one Fascist Dictator Dollar equals one million American dollars.

"I'm fucking rich!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Common sense would dictate such knowledge

A more intelligent way of saying duh

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy.
Person 2: Well duh!

Person 1: *smacks*

Different situation

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy
Person 3: Common sense would dictate such knowledge
Person 1: Huh..?

by Laineyboo October 23, 2011

Fantasy Football Dictator

A person, who is the commissioner of a fantasy football league and uses his power to make unfair trades with another team owner, typically an old friend, who is out of contention. This is sometime done in exchange for money or favors.

The Fantasy Football Dictator of a league made a trade with one of his old fraternity brothers to get Adrian Peterson in exchange for a couple of scrubs he got off waivers.

by eskimo1979 November 25, 2009

direar

n. 1. direar (die-rear) - A common Southern mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea", often heard in towns with fewer than 20,000 citizens, or from citizens with fewer than 6 teeth.

slang. 2. A humorous and intentional mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea" by sarcastic, college-educated, middle-class individuals simply for the amusement of their wiseass peers.

n. 3. An alternate spelling for "diarrhea", a word in which even the most studious cannot spell when put on the spot.

"Mama, get me to the terlet (toilet) on the double, that chocolate puddin' pie gave me the direar!"

"When my quantum physics professor asked why I missed the final exam, I told him I was stuck on the toilet with a nasty case of 'direar'. He was fucking speechless! Hahaha!"

by mbphotog March 10, 2009

Dirangle

In that direction and that angle. This word was created whilst being high

The spider is in that dirangle.

by Yidong Zhong August 28, 2010