dirk

the condition of being ridiculously high and/or drunk

"Yo, I was in this shed last night and I was so dirk. I didn't even know where I was."

by dirkem May 22, 2005

Dirk

Most hottest guy. No need to explain.

girl 1: Omg dirk is so hot 🥵

girl 2: for real!

by Fr0ggiii February 22, 2022

Dirk

A lanky, useless, piece of shit.

Stop acting like a dirk.

by Adam Dirkass October 8, 2009

dirk

To break something and leave quickly before anyone notices. Most usually used in the context of a computer network, where for example a consultant may come in to work on something, inadvertently break something and rather than fix it, will make his excuses and leave.

1: Does anyone know why the live webserver seems to be down?
2: No. The consultant was in earlier though.
1: Oh shit... we've been dirked!

by dangerous77 December 9, 2008

dirk

a man with a penis in which it bends down instead of up. Like a upside down bendy straw. Often is gay, or likes one girl for way too long of a time. uncircumcised and lacks getting pussy. Known for being stupid or getting paid for doing stupid things, he is an idiot, but funny, and has a really really really cool friend named nick.

Dude, his dick is a total dirk, actually, he's just gay.

by kaska April 13, 2007

Dirk

A really dumb looking guy who has no muscle. He has a big Jewish nose and is mean to girls.

Dirk is my name.

by Dam dirk May 25, 2016

dirk

1. Somebody who likes to screw men in the shower with the lights turned off.

A. Dude Graham and Kamil totally dirked off last night.

B. Yeah I know! What a couple of dirks!

by jingle man September 28, 2009