Sock some dingers

To masturbate furiously into a sock.

Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.

by Senor Fluffington October 2, 2019

dingusaurus

The ultimate dingus. Anyone committing any form of dingus-related activity may pay homage to the great Dingusaurus - a fundamental constant of the universe from the beginning of time itself;
The essence of The Dingus.

Example #1:

Just look at him. What a dingusaurus.

Example #2:

Human A: Lets eat a durian fruit bruh.
Human B: Nah that's some dingusaurus shit.

by TheDarkWizard April 14, 2016

Dingers

1) Home Runs
2) A term of excitement.

1) Derek Lee hit 3 dingers today.
2) I got 2 tickets to the Mike Jones concert. Wanna go?
Hell yeah, Dingers!

by Brian L. April 14, 2006

Dingus Walk

The long and annoying walk from the nearest bus stop to ones home.

"I'm saving my last cigarette for that friggen dingus walk"

"oh man, I'm not looking forward to the dingus walk, I'm dead tried."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

Dingers

Aussie slang for condoms

Tracy's brother didnt use any dingers

by U r a wanker April 22, 2009

Dingers

Ecstacy pills

Im Chopped as fuck as iv dropped way too many dingers. nom nom nom

by Dingers @MONO September 11, 2010

Dingus Dongus

When calling someone a dingus isn't quite strong enough adding dongus is necessary.

A Dingus Dongus is the ultimate insult to someone who makes bonehead decisions or dingusly.

That guy who took up two spaces is such a dingus Dongus.

by Pizzaball June 4, 2018