Dingledreads

When a guy cums in a girls hair and she accidentally falls asleep, forgetting about it until the next day. When she wakes up the next morning it looks like she has partial dreadlocks from the dried semen in her hair.

This can also happen if she does not realize the jizz has gotten in her hair in the first place.

"Thank God I had a hat in my car, I totally forgot Billy blew a huge load in my hair and I have a mad case of Dingledreads!"

by raoul_duke12 and shredqueen May 13, 2010

dingledonker

(Noun) A silly or foolish person. A doofus who means well, but finds ways to screw up stuff. A naive social media poster who posts first and thinks later.

To all you dingledonkers unknowingly posting, liking and sharing potential propaganda on Facebook, stop.

by TheBabypj November 2, 2020

dingledong

a dingledong is the diarrhea that you have but when you wipe the toilet paper is dry and spotless

i took a massive dingledong so i didn't have to wipe

by dkhjgvasflokujwsgbjhasvfjhabdv January 7, 2021

dingleduff

someone that's being silly but your still mad at them.

my dingleduff gf wasn't talking to me hardly until i brought up wing stop.

by jigger-trigger June 27, 2023

dingledoodle

A very unintelligent brunette with no skills

Look at that girl
She's such a dingledoodle
Yeah she can't do anything right

by heyitsemma June 27, 2016

Dingleduck

A dingleduck is a duck that enjoys licking or biting hairy dingleberries of a humans ass.

that damn dingleduck wont stop licking my dingleberries

by Ricardo Moss December 7, 2006

dingledork

That one single pubic hair which is longer than all the others.

I was checkin out my pubs last night and thought about yanking out my dingledork, or naming it.

by Dogood September 9, 2006