dillface

n: an idiot or man/woman completely unaware of their surroundings, purpose or common sense, completely oblivious.

adj: Used to explain disdain or discontent for someone who is out of line, usually (but not limited to) Asian decent..

as one attempts to pull into the supermarket/business/establishment some dillface was going the wrong way and had the audacity to flip you "the bird."

Ping is such a dillface, he was driving 2mph b/c it was sprinkling.

by ExtraGravy October 23, 2009

Dilfer-ized

1. Restricting a quarterback from throwing the ball and instead allowing him to hand off the ball to the running back and rely on the defense to win football games.

2. Treating your QB like the turnover prone bitch he is and letting your RB and OL do all the work.

2000 Baltimore Ravens started Trent Dilfer over Tony Banks after two consecutive losses. The Dilfer-ized Raven's offense would gain 1,364 yards rushing from Jamal Lewis. Trent Dilfer finished the year with 1,502 yards passing in 8 starts.

2009 Cincinnati Bengals Dilfer-ized their quarterback, Carson Palmer. Palmer finished the year with 3,094 yards passing while Cedric Benson gained 1,251 yards rushing

Woody Hayes basic coaching philosophy "three yards and a cloud of dust" - aka Dilfer-ized Philosophy

by Chad Stones January 7, 2010

honorary DILF

A hot man over the age of 30 who could be a DILF (dad I'd like to fuck) but has no kids.

Chris Evans is an honorary dilf.

by gatekeepsebastainstan August 24, 2021

Diltron

The diltron is a sex toy for Internet interaction with sex partners. The diltron plugs into a USB port and instals automatically. The diltron toy has a natural feel dildo that thrusts back and forth based on signals received from the Internet. The sex partner on the other side of an Internet connection has a counterpart toy like, for example,the Interactive Fleshlight. When the sex partner penetrates his toy, the diltron moves in concert. During this process the sex partners can see each other on webcam. The combined visual and tactical feedbacks quickly give both partners the illusion of real sex.
Fleshlight is a registered trademark of Interactive Life Forms. The Fleshlight is made interactive by Citouch with a USB adapter.

The camgirl had a diltron so we had toy-sex over the Internet.

by citouch April 26, 2009

Dilfert

An extreme or hardcore nerd

Hey Ruben theirs a dilfert over there

by devin von patel December 31, 2008

Dilfus

Idiot, moron, Mr Stonefield; or the tip of the penis.

What a dilfus!

by Doug Foster March 3, 2004

DILF Diet

A diet / work-out plan followed by a new dad, who wants to achieve or regain DILF-status

Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach

by Hartless December 28, 2009