Dallen

Good guy that cares about anyone and loves everyone no matter who they are and will take your girl but still s nice person

“Rick is such a dallen”

by Ehhdhd December 2, 2018

give birth to a diglett

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon

dude i gotta give birth to a diglett

by Monk286 May 28, 2009

dible

1. the feeling of being slapped in the face with a bloody tampon.

2. the satisfied feeling after performing a dirty sexual act.

Mary was simply dible after masturbating to Carl's buttercups.

by courtney paige August 24, 2006

Dileep

1. To lose something of great importance an infinite number of times
2. To lose something of great importance....then find it once it is worthless

Aw man! I dileeped my baby! O wait! Here's its tombstone....

by smurphy1 January 16, 2009

Dellemma

Much like a dilemma, you do not know whether to get a different computer or not due to the frustration at the crappyness of dell. So that's your "dellemma"

E: Hey bro, how's your new laptop going?

S: Ah man, never buy off dell again that's for sure... Im in such a dellemma!

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Diglett

When you desperately need to drop a log but have to hold it. The shit pops in and out of your ass like an invisible tug of war is being waged.
The name is based upon the Pokémon named Diglett

"Get out my fucking way I'm Digletting"
"Mom drive quicker I got me a Diglett"

by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015

dildew

liquid left on sex toys after use

Carla's vibrator was coverd in dildew after her masterbation sesion.

by cookieman April 25, 2004