The talking Goat in the musical Wicked (about the Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda before during and after the Wizard of Oz)who is a professor at Shiz University. He eventually gets murdered and motivates the star, Elphaba to rebel against the Wizard.
by Ruby Cleaver July 28, 2006
Get the Doctor Dillamond mug.A lonely heart experiencing hedgehog's dilemma craves loving relationship but:
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Doubts that love as she defines it is possible
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Has built up a wall around her heart as a defense from past hurts
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Is in love and is afraid, very afraid
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Is necessarily cautious
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Doubts that love as she defines it is possible
2
Has built up a wall around her heart as a defense from past hurts
3
Is in love and is afraid, very afraid
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Is necessarily cautious
Is one suffering from hedgehog's dilemma more compatible with a porcupine, who is also guarded, or a puppy that is open to and unafraid of love?
by LetsPlayKeepAway December 11, 2019
Get the Hedgehog's dilemma mug.When one student copies answers from the "smart" student on a particular test/homework/exam. And, to the smart student's dismay, the cheater got a better score, leaving the "smart" kid dumbfounded, confused, and in a world of self-loathing.
"The Cheat Chain is wonderful in theory, but if the cheater gets a better score than the cheatee, the Cheat Chain Dilemna is in effect."
by Joeyrogue7 March 6, 2009
Get the Cheat Chain Dilemna mug.When your with your friends on a Friday night, and walk around town hopelessly in search of something to do. It usually ends in failure, making everybody wanting to go home hoping tomorrow will be a better day. Worse of all, its a complete waste of your Friday night
Boy 1: Shit dude, we're stuck in the Friday night dilemma again.. WHAT CAN WE DO!?"
Boy 2: How about we go over my house and play COD?"
Boy 3: Fuck COD dude, If i wanted to stay in tonight I would've.. how about we walk over down to the mall and try to get some girls? Maybe we'll get lucky!
Boy 4: Screw your shit, we did this last week. Listen, I'm going home, tonight fucking sucked.
Boy 1: OH COME ON! Listen, how about we smoke some of my bud and we'll go watch a movie at my place?
Boy 2: Fuck it, I don't even want to. Tonight sucks and you know it, peace bro.
Boy 2: How about we go over my house and play COD?"
Boy 3: Fuck COD dude, If i wanted to stay in tonight I would've.. how about we walk over down to the mall and try to get some girls? Maybe we'll get lucky!
Boy 4: Screw your shit, we did this last week. Listen, I'm going home, tonight fucking sucked.
Boy 1: OH COME ON! Listen, how about we smoke some of my bud and we'll go watch a movie at my place?
Boy 2: Fuck it, I don't even want to. Tonight sucks and you know it, peace bro.
by alexandah November 15, 2010
Get the The Friday Night Dilemma mug.A situation where you feel deeply proud of an action only to realise that the act, however magnificent or unique, cannot be shared with others without revealing something private and shameful.
He emerged from the public restroom feeling liberated and youthful. His mind often returned to the girthy behemoth that he'd left behind. He reflected with pride at how much of his product was above the waterline. His reverie was cut short by the realisation that despite his Herculean effort, this was far too shameful to share with his friends.
"What are you thinking about?"
He smiles, gazing fondly into the distance before dropping his head, feeling the full weight of his pride/shame dilemma, and quietly muttered,
"Nothing"
"What are you thinking about?"
He smiles, gazing fondly into the distance before dropping his head, feeling the full weight of his pride/shame dilemma, and quietly muttered,
"Nothing"
by MacGyver's Apprentice May 17, 2017
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n. a type of piercing of the penis that penetrates the Urethra, rusulting in multiple streams
n. a type of piercing of the penis that penetrates the Urethra, rusulting in multiple streams
by Chris H. & Pip R. March 20, 2007
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