Frodo's gay brother.
Frodo Baggins had the ring.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.
by Moppe April 11, 2009
Get the Dildo Baggins mug.A person named Edward disabled from birth with dildos in replacement of his hands, attached by parcel tape.
A low budget porno
An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands
A fetish pornstar
A low budget porno
An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands
A fetish pornstar
That man is such an 'Edward Dildohands'
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A term coined by Ryan Essary that is synonymous with "you shove dildos up your ass and act like a clown for fun".
by Grammar Giant June 24, 2014
Get the Dildo Riding Rodeo Clown mug.A dildo that has blood on it because it was used while a girl was on her period so it has blood on it.
Also it can refered to as a bloody dildo when someone attacks another person with a dildo and gets blood on it.
Also it can refered to as a bloody dildo when someone attacks another person with a dildo and gets blood on it.
Danny: dood i was giving a girl a fish eye and she was so pissed she pushed me off the bed and under the bed i saw a bloody dildo.
Zack: oh my god she had a bloody dildo under her bed?
Zack: oh my god she had a bloody dildo under her bed?
by nocoke4uonlyme January 6, 2009
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Craig stop being such a dildo fuckhead! I'm gonna hose you down and fuck you in the street.
Alexis that dude Aaron is a dildo fuckhead, how could you touch that thing!
Alexis that dude Aaron is a dildo fuckhead, how could you touch that thing!
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Get the Dildo chucks mug.A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.
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