dilderp

Dilderp is when you are at a relatives house or in front of parents or grandparents. And a dildo or other similar sex type device falls out of your bag or out of your clothes and lands awkwardly in plain sight right in front of everyone..

so i was at my brothers wedding and i tripped on the chaple steps and my purse flew open and Thats when the ultimate DILDERP occured. Everybody was just staring at it! i wanted to pick it up, but each moment that i stood there paralyzed, more people became aware of it, and not all of them kbew it was mine right? yeah right.. DILDERP CITY!

by KrashWorship April 22, 2018

dilweed

#1:A dick, a bitch, a guy, a wiener head, someone who is inconsiderate.

#2: A friendly insult, to say it because it sounds good with surrounding words.

#3: A greeting

#1: "What a dilweed for totally cheating on me!"

#2: "Dude your a dilweed!"

#3: "Dilweed!"

by Topsy Cretz March 6, 2009

Dilded

To be penetrated by a dildo.

Last night, I decided to change it up and got dilded by my wife.

by jmerriex March 4, 2013

dildoe man

A guy who's head looks like a dildoe; a guy who obssesively talks about dildoes.

Every single sentence he says includes the word dildoe!Thats an O.G. Dildoe Man!

-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man

by Kevin AKA Moby August 12, 2006

Dileep

When a friend says "Let's go out for lunch tomorrow," and everyone agrees, but then the next day someone brings their own meal to work knowing the intention was to go out for lunch, that is called pulling a Dileep.

You just pulled a Dileep.

by Queenkiki October 1, 2017

dildeep

when a penis is so long and thick, it fills up the whole vagina when engaged in intercourse

"Oh my God, Courtney: he was going dildeep because he was so huge and it felt so good!"

by iknowstuff395 August 4, 2009

didee

A used baby's diaper. Cannot be used as a term for a used adult's diaper.

Her didee needs changed.

by Bistechhydro October 30, 2018