dildawhirl

the ultimate form of pleasuring ones self by use of a long hard object aka spinning pleaser, known in Brittan as the olde sit'n spin. It is usually the shape as a dumbbell with one end missing but can be as big as a 20 story building. this device is used by males only.

last night i rode the dildawhirl for nine hours straight

by Flarthy January 23, 2007

dildocity

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.

Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?

by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007

Dildasorous

1: An extremely large dildo.
2: Someone who acts as a mean dildo.

Billy why are you such a dildasorous to me?

by Box May 13, 2005

Dildard

A combination of "Dildo" and "Retard"

"I can't believe how drunk Phil was last night, he was acting like a total dildard" also "Billy shit his pants again last night, he is dildarded.

by TheHalfBlazedOne June 18, 2011

Dildatious

Like courageous or daring, but dildatious. It's a term mainly used by girls to show what a dildo you are being. Used to show that although you are doing something courageous or daring, you are also being a dick or a dildo at the same time.

Emma, stop being so dildatious.

by Harry Rodgers August 20, 2013

dildociraptor

a species of dildosaurus, believed to be carnivorus

emily was riding her pet dildociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 28, 2021

dildack

a male dildo; masturbation sleeve; fleshlight.

"oh man my new dildack feels just like a real pussy!!"

by Mudkipps February 2, 2008