Gilberted

Gilberted is to cause havoc upon the english language. To butcher the spelling of words.

While writing my facebook status I realized that I Gilberted all my words and turned my whole status into a cluster fuck of nonsense.

by Dexter Bateman July 9, 2012

Dilbert

A retarded mop that gives you a back ache when you use it. When you say it, you must say it as though you were menatlly retarded.

Hey Tori, I was using Dilbert and he made me want to shoot myself.

Whose Dilbert?

That retarded dollar store mop!

by Ashley and Tori May 29, 2007

Dilberthead

A term used by Mr. Sharber to tell his employees/coworkers how disappointed he is with them.

That guy is such a dilberthead.

by Sniipes February 16, 2018

Dilbert

A god in Gang Beasts and life. Who some say is controlled by the elusive Skydoesminecraft (Adam).

"Dilbert is the champion."

LONG LIVE THE KING

by CryptidKor4 August 17, 2021

dilbeste

Most awesome human being in the world

One day I want to be like Dilbeste!

by dns123 November 21, 2021

Dilbert score

The propensity of a previously well respected person to ruin their careers and public image by becoming increasingly racist and or batshit crazy.

Elon has a Dilbert score of 10

by Snootboy November 26, 2023

little dilberts

heroine type doobies

hey pass me those little dilberts

by Chang September 15, 2003