by boy.band.crazy January 19, 2021
Get the one direction mug.Someone who claims to be a fan of One Direction, but only likes them for their looks. They barely know anything about them. Usually, they like Zayn or Harry only. They barely know any of their songs, if any.
Person A: Are you a fan of One Direction?
Person B: Yeah, totally.
Person A: What's your favorite song by them?
Person B: "Take Me Home".
Person A: -.- Your a directionator
Person B: Yeah, totally.
Person A: What's your favorite song by them?
Person B: "Take Me Home".
Person A: -.- Your a directionator
by directionatorssuck December 4, 2013
Get the Directionator mug.1. Someone who has difficulty determining right from left
2. Someone who often confuses directions, and prefers visual aids.
3. Someone who has great difficulty reading maps and/or driving while listening to directions.
Can be spelt using a hyphen, if needed.
2. Someone who often confuses directions, and prefers visual aids.
3. Someone who has great difficulty reading maps and/or driving while listening to directions.
Can be spelt using a hyphen, if needed.
Are you directionally challenged? I told you to turn left two blocks ago; we're going to be late now!
Woman: You just turned left instead of right.
Man: I'm sorry, I'm directionally-challenged.
Woman: You just turned left instead of right.
Man: I'm sorry, I'm directionally-challenged.
by Joy Rising March 26, 2010
Get the directionally challenged mug.One Direction is a great band that has gone on a temporary hiatus. The One Direction fandom are called the Directioners. One Direction has become one of the biggest bands in the world. They were formed in 2010 on The X-Factor. One Direction is a great band because they gave money to charity, helped so many fans, they have wonderful voices, are just regular people and don't act like a celeb. snob, and they are very cute!!
by all the love,K💕 March 31, 2019
Get the one direction mug.A directioner is a fan of a boyband, One Direction. 1D was formed in 2010 on the X Factor. The boys names are Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, and Liam Payne.
Types of directioners you'll meet in this fandom (mostly girls):
Nice Ones:
These girls welcome people into the fandom. They don't say rude things about the boy's girlfriends, and are addicted to the internet. And like any fan, they fangirl like a mofo.
Animals:
These girls are vicious and angry who want the boys to themselves. Unless you've been a fan since the X Factor, you're not considered a fan. They call them 'directionators'. They'll exclude anyone who doesn't know an inside joke about 1D, will harass the boys' girlfriends, and spam the boys' twitter. Most are immature and horny. They'll also rip apart anyone who doesn't think 1D is perfect.
Stalker:
Another type is the hardcore stalker. Not only do they know every single detail about the boys and stalk their social media sites, but they'll follow them in real life and stalk them to hotels.
Directionator:
These girls are likely new to the fandom, and pretend they know everything about the boys, but really, they barely even know their names. They're also known as 'carrots' as that was a reference from the video diaries. Some girls can evolve out of their carrot stage, and others will be trapped there. Directionators are seen as bad, and you don't want to be one.
Types of directioners you'll meet in this fandom (mostly girls):
Nice Ones:
These girls welcome people into the fandom. They don't say rude things about the boy's girlfriends, and are addicted to the internet. And like any fan, they fangirl like a mofo.
Animals:
These girls are vicious and angry who want the boys to themselves. Unless you've been a fan since the X Factor, you're not considered a fan. They call them 'directionators'. They'll exclude anyone who doesn't know an inside joke about 1D, will harass the boys' girlfriends, and spam the boys' twitter. Most are immature and horny. They'll also rip apart anyone who doesn't think 1D is perfect.
Stalker:
Another type is the hardcore stalker. Not only do they know every single detail about the boys and stalk their social media sites, but they'll follow them in real life and stalk them to hotels.
Directionator:
These girls are likely new to the fandom, and pretend they know everything about the boys, but really, they barely even know their names. They're also known as 'carrots' as that was a reference from the video diaries. Some girls can evolve out of their carrot stage, and others will be trapped there. Directionators are seen as bad, and you don't want to be one.
New Directioner: "I'm new here, and I don't understand this."
Nice Directioner: "Sure thing, let me show you the tips and tricks of being a directioner!"
Nice Directioner on twitter: "OMG GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN LOUIS' NEW HAIRCUT ASDFGHJKL"
"NIALL'S LAUGH IS JUST OMG I CAN'T"
New Directioner: "I'm new here, and I don't understand this joke."
Animal Directioner: "CARROT ALERT! OMG YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU CAN'T JOIN THIS FANDOM"
Animal Directioner on twitter: "ELEANOR, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE LOUIS' GIRLFRIEND, HE LOVES HARRY!"
"SOPHIA, FUCK OFF #DONE"
"HARRY FUCK MY BRAINS OUT (message 978246728358727397)"
New Directioner: "Do you know Louis' birthday, I don't."
Stalker Directioner: "It's December 24, and Niall's is September 13, and Liam has a 10 inch, and Niall has natural brown hair, and Zayn was born with the name 'Zain' but he changed it to 'Zayn because it means beauty."
New Directioner: "I only asked for his birthday"
Stalker Directioner on twitter: "Harry is going to be in India for two months in the same hotel. I mean, I live in Cali, but i'm going to meet him there "
"Just saw Liam in his hotel room nude!"
"OMG Niall is doing a follow spree!"
"ZAYN IS ONLINE LET ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE!"
Directionator: "OMG I LOVE NEIL, ZANE, LEWIS, LEEUM & HAZ SO SO SO MUCH LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT 3D? I LOVE WMYB AND BSE"
Almost any Directioner (in their head, or typed out): "omg fucking carrot ass bitch ugh"
Nice Directioner: "Sure thing, let me show you the tips and tricks of being a directioner!"
Nice Directioner on twitter: "OMG GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN LOUIS' NEW HAIRCUT ASDFGHJKL"
"NIALL'S LAUGH IS JUST OMG I CAN'T"
New Directioner: "I'm new here, and I don't understand this joke."
Animal Directioner: "CARROT ALERT! OMG YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU CAN'T JOIN THIS FANDOM"
Animal Directioner on twitter: "ELEANOR, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE LOUIS' GIRLFRIEND, HE LOVES HARRY!"
"SOPHIA, FUCK OFF #DONE"
"HARRY FUCK MY BRAINS OUT (message 978246728358727397)"
New Directioner: "Do you know Louis' birthday, I don't."
Stalker Directioner: "It's December 24, and Niall's is September 13, and Liam has a 10 inch, and Niall has natural brown hair, and Zayn was born with the name 'Zain' but he changed it to 'Zayn because it means beauty."
New Directioner: "I only asked for his birthday"
Stalker Directioner on twitter: "Harry is going to be in India for two months in the same hotel. I mean, I live in Cali, but i'm going to meet him there "
"Just saw Liam in his hotel room nude!"
"OMG Niall is doing a follow spree!"
"ZAYN IS ONLINE LET ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE!"
Directionator: "OMG I LOVE NEIL, ZANE, LEWIS, LEEUM & HAZ SO SO SO MUCH LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT 3D? I LOVE WMYB AND BSE"
Almost any Directioner (in their head, or typed out): "omg fucking carrot ass bitch ugh"
by lauralee00 December 10, 2013
Get the Directioner mug.A group of fans addicted to the sex gods Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik who are in the greatest boy band on the face of the earth One Direction. This fandom is very kind to one another but when in contact with another fandom things can get crazy. They only look out for the boys and for each other. Most in other country's like England have been fans since the X Faxtor but others like the US fans have been fans since they knew about them in their country. Directioners are the equivalent to the FBI. They have finger prints, addresses, old phone numbers, leaked songs, pieces of hair, ultrasounds, and even penis sizes and color, so technically they are better than the FBI.
Directioner #1: hey did you hear the new 1D song?!?!
Directioner #2: yesssss Omg it is amazayn!!!! Phenominiall!!!!!
Taylor swift fan: hi!
Directioners: STAY AWAY WITCH YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!!
Directioner #2: yesssss Omg it is amazayn!!!! Phenominiall!!!!!
Taylor swift fan: hi!
Directioners: STAY AWAY WITCH YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!!
by Meme96840 November 24, 2013
Get the Directioner mug.When politicians come under fire for missteps or failures, they often rely on the technique of trying to shift the focus onto others. In an attempt to duck responsibility, scrutiny, accountability, they often create "scapegoats" to shift blame onto. They try to lay their failures at the feet of others or make a way to justify them. They may try to shift the debate entirely onto a completely irrelevant and different subject. One example is to make a drastic decision that completely shifts focus from the previous subject of scrutiny onto this new drastic change or subject brought into light by the government. Seen commonly by politicians and on a less refined level , regular people supporting a political party or figure in arguments or debates, or as a psychological attempt to manipulate others in regular domestic situations. In politics the tactic is entirely strategic and is arguably one of the most devious and disreputable in the eyes of honest morality and accountability, but is quite common in politics around the world.
When Soviet leaders were questioned about human rights violations in the USSR, for example, they might've come back with, "Well, what about the Negroes that you Americans are lynching in the South?" - One example of a political deflection
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