Shah Diffusion

The more extreme version of "Contagious Diffusion"; The process of an idea being spread EXTREMELY rapidly throughout a population.

I told my friend my crush, and within a day, everyone at my school knew who it was. She is a pro at Shah Diffusion.

by kfcmuncher May 18, 2024

LOL diffusion

When "LOL" is used as qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and uses "LOL" as a sheild to prevent any anger or offense from being reflected back toward them.

After posting a particularly passive aggressive Facebook post, user them comments on own post:

"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"

Reader then takes offense.....

User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"

by gijomama November 20, 2013

Memory Diffuser

A female that makes you forget about your past relationship.

Brody: man I wonder what my ex is doing right now.
Aaron: sounds like you need a memory diffuser man

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

non-turbulent diffusion

Diffusion that does not diffuse

That bass trap looks a lot like a non-turbulent diffusion panel

by mayerforpresident January 7, 2023