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dieter

An epileptic nazi ostrich who wears a microphone.
So did you hear dieter's exam average was below 30%? Goddamn!
by MechE/AES May 2, 2006
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Dietbetic

Someone who strictly bases there food consumption on a trans fat diet. aka Fat Ass.
Dude Logan i'll give you ten buck's if you diddle the b.i.f. on that Dietbetic
by Boge May 26, 2007
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dieterman

a name you call someone when you want them to get something or put something away for you
Ronnie: hey dieterman grab my pads
Cary: no ronnie do it yourself
by tirone April 9, 2007
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Five-Finger Dieter

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020
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Dieter

To be a dieter is to be annoying, arrogant, sexist, homosexual
That guy is such a Dieter, he said that women should practice martial arts.

That person is such a Dieter, he is so full of himself with his homosexual pride and it annoys me.
by <+-{The One}-+> May 29, 2008
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Deetjens

Pronounced: Dee - chens

1. When something is "fancy", "posh", expensive, luxurious or just damn great.

2. Conversely, the word can be used ironically to have to opposite meaning, this stating something is "Deetjens" can also mean it is crappy, low rent or poor quality.

Origin: The term is named after the Deetjens Big Sur Inn in California and entered the lexicon simulatneaouly meaning "posh" and "crappy" when a group of young people were denied entry there. Hence forth the name of the hotel took on this meaning and the use of the term spread.
1. Positive: "This Wagfu beef steak is Deetjens!"

2. Nagative: "This flat has rats in the walls. Deetjens!"
by missxiola March 30, 2011
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dietlechard

that dietlechard been down the street.
by k-stan December 14, 2010
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