dickometer

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."

by angusvox April 26, 2009

Sicko Dicko

1) Something that is so amazing that no other words can describe it.

2) Something that is very nasty.

1) That was a sicko dicko trip.

2) That dead baby was sicko dicko man.

by Ben Ben David February 15, 2006

dickoris

cross between a dick and a clitoris... generally means your a fucking tosser

mate, your such a fucking dickoris

elise is a dickorise

by bannana March 25, 2004

Dickosaur

describing somebody in a negative manner.

The origin of this word comes from fifa 09. After referring to ronaldinho as "Ronoldinosaur" we shortened it to "dinosaur" and then simply just to "Dickosaur". Dickosaur seemed a proper term because if you had him on your team, you would kill everybody at fifa, labeling you and your star player as a dick, or a "dickosaur".

Today, this term can always be used in everyday life. It is mostly used after somebody does something that would be considered "dick". Such as fucking your bestfriends girlfriend or eating all of the steak out of the refrigerator.

"dude your a fucking dickosaur, all you had to do was tell me that you used my beard trimmer to trim your pubes, now i have fucking pubes all over my face!"

"i can tell that your dads a dickosaur, he doesn't let you do anything and always gets you in trouble"

by GmoneySags November 14, 2009

Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.

Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."

by Varnpike October 25, 2016

dickorized

When you see a well hung dick and just become mesmorized, losing your thought process and are at a loss for words. dick + mesmorized

He sent me a pic of his goods and I became dickorized!

by Elie820 September 21, 2006

dickopotamus

Someone who is an achingly over-bearing asshole in massive proportions that you just can't stand.

Hey, do you know Tom?
That dude is such a dickopotamus.

by Angel_star March 27, 2010