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Urban Dictionary Douche

Someone who actually uses the Urban Word of The Day words in everyday talk. In doing so he/she sounds like a douche.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Don't be an Urban Dictionary Douche!"
by RocketPower10 March 14, 2011
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urban dictionary definer

Lonely nerds who tend to read real dictionaries for fun. Use urban dictionary to slag off their roommates/lab partners/their only friend, e.g. "John - definition: a big gay faggot who smells like cottage cheese"
The lucky ones will be part of a pack of two or three irrelevant cock munchers, surfing urban dictionary in their spare time, making up shyte phrases, e.g. "shralp", "a3 ayri" and "battlebot".
The urban dictionary definer sits on a bench on his own, wearing a sweater vest and eating peanut butter from the tub with his finger. Often carries a laptop around just in case a new phrase like "kkthnx" pops into mind. He is the prey of many predators including jocks, cheerleaders, dead plants and rocks.

"Hey sniperdude 321223 im urban dictionary defining at the moment, ill play halo with you later though"
"ok no worries. speak to you soon halospartan 25924495"

"hey look its an urban dictionary definer..."
"how can you tell?"
"he is shit at life."
by Doomon April 16, 2008
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urban dictionary definition fail

When You provide a seemingly perfect definition to a word on urban dictionary and even do some thoughtful editing but it doesn't get published anyways. Usually a sign that you aren't clever enough or your definition is really, really dumb.
Dude: I thought I put the perfect definition for bad comedian on urban dictionary.

Friend: what did you put?

Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever.

Friend: did it get accepted?

Dude: nope...

Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail.

Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure.

Friend: maybe we should define that term!

Dude: I hope it gets accepted.

Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!
by The Definer Dude from Space!! November 6, 2013
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Desperate Dictionary Dipshit

A person who submits their own name to Urban Dictionary, defining said name with traits which make them seem much more attractive and likable than they are in reality.
whoever wrote Daniel in Urban Dictionary is such a Desperate Dictionary Dipshit.
by TitCruncher August 26, 2019
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urban dictionary definition reviewers

probably the horniest people alive after reading all these sex definitions
guy 1: who do you think is the horniest person on earth?

guy 2: probably the urban dictionary definition reviewers, seeing as most of the definitions are about sex
by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021
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UPCOMING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION

The whole universe has been waiting for this soon to be great enjoyment never tried before definition as a way to ecstatic wonderment
I have an UPCOMING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION that sure to have amazing IMMENSE CROWD SOURCUNG PLEASURE.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 18, 2021
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is urban dictionary dead

by Orrinpants October 27, 2021
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