dickweed

someone who is rough in their ways/ attitude, such as your pubic hair

"Yo you see how pissed Autin gets when he can't ollie that plank of wood?"
"Yeah I know, he's not only dickweed, but he's a poser as well."

by christ kaza March 12, 2006

Dickweed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Look at all the Dickweeds out there!!

by Garym791 February 11, 2007

dickweed

an exotic plant used to pleasure yourself with

Erin could really use a dickweed right now to get some enjoyment.

by Alyssa 123456789 February 19, 2008

dickweed

a unwanted pubic hair

William is a dickweed,William has a dickweed
lachie likes women with dickweeds

by Sk8eR_pUnK November 06, 2006

dickweed

To be that of more than a dick, including stoners of sorts, clueless dicks.

SLOW down dickweed!

by TEh Distrubed onE July 11, 2008

dickweed

1.when you cut off your pubes and smoke it as if it were marijuana...hence the name "WEED"

i ran out of dope so a did a hit of dickweed instead

by gregnarkill December 07, 2006

Dickweed

Someone who is as irritating as a weed growing in your dick would be. Especially within a short amount of time of being around that person. Usually someone that you know but is truly more accurate when used on a stranger that manages to accomplish said irritation.

Joel is such a dickweed, he hasn't even been home for five minutes and I want to kill him.

by JessterKing December 01, 2009