Dicktator

N. One who thinks he's god, but really is on a computer hub ego trip. nelsonbt

Brass is ruled by a dicktator.

by JoMama February 8, 2003

dick water

(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.

Gross!! Pete just douced me in dick water!

by Norway August 30, 2005

Dickatress

One who exhibits the qualities of being a dick. Generally a female, but sometimes can describe a male who is acting like a bitch.

"When Spencer went to the Heaven and Hell without his girlfriend he was being such a dickatress"

by Ayybayybayy February 3, 2010

The Dicktator

This sex act involves a man and a woman where the man brutally beats the woman senseless. Near the point of fatality, the male grabs his dong and proceeds to make a potato condom. After the potato condom is created, the male puts it on over his abnormally small wang and commences the potato ass fucking. He continues until the woman draws blood from the sewer pipe and beef sandwich, where he then forces the woman to choke on this hunk of a veggie. During all this, he is speaking German and hailing Hitler, even wearing the notorious Nazi uniform. This sex act is considered sexist and the SJW WILL come to your front door. Also to note, this sex act is illegal in nearly every communist country. Rated PG.

I just gave Jill The Dicktator and boy was she a screamin!

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 16, 2017

dickhatership

Any group or club which is against men or is predominantly made up of lesbians.

"Now that we have this new lesbian president, the United States is officially a dickhatership."

by L RiZzO July 10, 2007

dicktate

When a man's penis instead of his brain decides his actions , most commonly happens when aroused from a girl.

*at a dance party*
"Dude, that guy is bumping hard into every chick he dances with!"
"Lol, he's dicktated"

by Jawnie April 26, 2015

Dickeater

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability

Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008