dickfeed

Just like breastfeeding but replace the breasts with your dick and an infant with a hot chick.

Hipster 1: Yo man that chick from last night was sooo hot, did you dickfeed her?
Hipster 2: No man, the date rape was wearing off and I had to get out of there.

by Hipster Doofus. October 3, 2008

dickWeed

Someone who is being an asshole for no reason and is just being a dick

Did you see what will sent his girlfriend last night?!
Yeah he was being such a dickweed

by Ratty16910 December 28, 2019

dickweeder

Someone who gets dickweed stuck in their teeth

Declan is such a dickweeder

by Jaden the Best Minecraft playe January 27, 2021

Duckweed

when something is so crazy that you need a word better than crazy to describe it

friend: Yo did you see the latest jordan’s?
you: yea bro apparently they’re like 400 dollars
friend: yoo that’s duckweed bro!

by torontowoman May 1, 2020

Urban dicktated

When Urban Dictionary rejects words because it absolutely sucks.

A word was rejected by Urban Dictionary within 2 minutes without proper review. It got Urban Dicktated.

by Aprendy November 18, 2018

DUCKWEED

Some who like to duck the piece and like to smoke weed at the same time

duckweed is giving a blow job and smoking the joint at the same time

by duckweed is the best July 22, 2010

dickbleed

N. A person who acts like their dick is bleeding

"Whats up dickbleed?"

by Peetz September 5, 2005