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Dickstracted

When one tries to get anothers attention but can't because someone else has bought there attention
You must be dickstracted
by This girl February 23, 2020
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Dickstracting

1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage
While watching television, my wives kept dickstracting me
by Postman54603 January 30, 2021
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Dickstracted

Losing one’s focus when an appealing man causes one to stop listening or responding to a conversation in lieu of dreaming about what is concealed in the appealing man’s pants.
I’m sorry I didn’t hear you I was dickstracted by the hottie in the cowboy hat.
by AliBGood September 4, 2025
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Dickstracted

unable to concentrate because one’s mind or body is consumed by dick.
I couldn’t finish watching the movie because I got dickstracted
by Bad_witch66 January 12, 2023
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Dickstract

Emily - " OMG I found my boyfriend cheating on me"
Shae - babe you better dickstract him
by Kleanere October 4, 2018
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Dickstraction

When a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can't pay attention to anyone or anything else.
Katie's dickstraction is getting on my nerves! She can't even call her girl back cuz she's too busy chasing after Kevin.
by girlybutch September 28, 2008
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Dickstracting

When a man distracts a woman with sexual innuendo. Causing a woman to be focused on sexual thoughts of a particular man.
Just hearing his voice in my ear dickstracts me. (verb) He referenced how well his sweatpants were hanging and I became dickstracted. (adjective) The banter back and forth leading up to date night is so dickstracting.
by DusteeCowboy April 15, 2020
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