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dickspatoon

Your mother's sex position. The biddie uses a cheese grater to slice her roast beef on her partner. While he collects the residue on two brioche buns and eats it with some Worcestershire sauce. All while watching G-force.
What did you and Shamima do last night??
You already know we did da dickspatoon!!
by ABDULAHS PENIS March 22, 2020
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Dicksposed

Visible. Not sheltered or protected, vulnerable or defenseless. Unshielded, unsheathed and exposed.

Lewd act of showing ones genitals
We are completely out in the open with no where to hide. Just like sitting ducks. We are totally dicksposed.
The enemy has a clear shot on our soldiers out in the field. They are completely dicksposed.

He/she keeps sending me genital pics. I wish he/she would stop dicksposing themself.
by Lotta Wayne December 2, 2021
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DICKSHOT

Similar to birdshot, but used for shooting dicks while hunting
I went hunting using dickshot to shoot dicks while hunting.
by Fullterd Man August 20, 2022
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Dickspit

Any fluids that proceed out of the male penis(Dick).(E.G..semen, urine, or a discharge such as the claps, or any other such like.
"Hey bro, Ole Becky got the Ole Dickspit this morning before breakfast."

"Damn it Becky, your such a whore. Now I have to go back to the health department and get me some more meds for this Dickspit shit you gave me."
by swapmap December 3, 2023
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Domestic Dickspute

When a girl is getting dicked down so hard, her yelling makes the neighbors think they should call the authorities.
I heard my neighbor, Jennifer, screaming like a banshee late last night, but I think she and her boyfriend were just having another domestic dickspute.
by jammyshallots June 8, 2023
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Buried by Dickshots

buried by dickshots—(adj.) BARE-eed bi DIK-shotz
Actively dating online, as a female.
Are you seeing anyone steady?
Nah, I'm just buried by dickshots.
by Chillanthropist January 3, 2012
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Trickshots without dickshots

What someone says when you try to get a trickshot and pull it off, without making a dick of yourself.
Ah fuck, I missed.

Ah, you know what they said: can’t have trickshots without dickshots.
by Wobblysausage June 22, 2024
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