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dickolas

another word for nicholas, of course changing the n for a d, & the h for a k. a dirty italian manwhore who cheats on all of his girlfriends, & is never happy with his current girlfriend. pretends to like bands.
person A; omg, did you see that dickolas wearing an all time low shirt?
person B; dude, i wouldn't trust it, he probably got it from his "chick on the side" & just pretends that he loves them.
person A; yes... true, lets shun him from society!
by dead! January 23, 2008
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dickplowed

Hey honey, wanna go upstairs and get dickplowed.
by philsphan88 March 16, 2008
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Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.
Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.
by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008
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dickelodeon

dik-uh-loh-dee-un
noun
1- a person, usually a male, who is behaving like a childish jerk.

origin
from the word dick dick+ cable channel geared for immature audiences.
He was a real dickelodeon last night when he freaked out because he couldn't find his shorts.
by votrk July 2, 2011
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dicklomatic immunity

Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.
My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.
by Bongman7 October 16, 2006
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dickalogna

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.
The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour long meeting today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!
by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017
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Eat-a-Dickology

The study of eating a dick. Usually an insult.
You SO got your doctorate in Eat-a-Dickology.
by Los Cineastas September 19, 2005
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