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Dickmentia

When a girl that used to be chaste gave up and tryed dick. She is now very promiscuous and thinking about nothing but when and where she's getting some next. It can also be used as a scale.
Normal: KC has totally cought full blown Dickmentia, all she talks about is the dick she's been getting. Percentage: Kaitlyn is about a 35% on the Dickmentia scale because she still dose her job and her school work but, a lot of her free time and conversation topics have to do with dick and things related to dick.
by 20TheGiant20 September 26, 2018
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Dickmatized

dickmatized: being hypnotized by some good dick. 2. Can't get enough of somebody's dick. May result in poor decisions. 3. A trap for smart girls that get thirsty and fuck the next guy that comes along and the dick is so surprisingly good you get hooked to a loser.
That boy has you dickmatized.
by michellezilla August 17, 2020
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Dickmatized

When your soul , mind , and body have been completely taken by the dick. You start to say unconsciously thoughts after being railed by the dick such as “ I love you .” Mind you this happens after just a week of being introduced to the dick and then engulfed by it.
Jessie was so pleased after the dick she wanted to marry him. Call her dickmatized.
by beau 21 August 11, 2021
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dickmatized

As in hypnotized by the dick of one's latest sexual conquest.
"Seth has Eliza dickmatized."
by elizalegs February 9, 2007
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dickmatized

When the quality of the dick is so high that you tell of those other man hoes to go to hell. You change your number, you delete them from facebook, you start filing restraining orders. You put all of your eggs in one basket. You overlook the man's shortcomings because the dick is SO AMAZING. So amazing you practically forget your name
"i had to change my phone number so Jim and Thomas would quit calling. I'm only interested in Chad for right now.."

"What the hell Heather, that guy's got you dickmatized, you done told all them other hoes to go on! Isn't he missing an eyebrow?"

"Heather.....oh, you mean me?"
by bbfemmex February 11, 2010
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Dickman Douche

A cunt of the highest order. A cunt so cunty all other cunts are measured by her cuntyness.
"Did you see what that awful broad wrote? " , "yeah, what a dickman douche"
by Dace Solo December 9, 2016
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dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)
'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'
by visxera July 30, 2007
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