dicking around

Pretending to be Dick Chaney

Guy: Why's he grabbing his heart and groaning about bush?
Guy2: Oh, he's Dicking around.

by Amy October 31, 2003

dicking around

Rubbing ones penis on things.

Bob was dicking around the room.

by Bob October 29, 2003

dicking around

wasting time when one should be working. See also: Fucking around.

I was dicking around playing solitaire on the computer when my boss caught me.

by Bill Petrie October 27, 2003

dicking around

of or pertaining to the male reproductive organ in a sense of procrastination

"Kelly Gordon is a faggot"

by Cody Ehlke October 27, 2003

dick around

To lack seriousness with a purpose. An alternative to sociology.

NOTE: The dick around is a drug, and must be used in moderation. Over-dosing can result nausea, spontaneous urination and in extreme cases intense spewing.

See definition, its a huge dick around (ironic isn't it).

by Augustus and Clifford Gullard June 02, 2006

dick around

1. having gay sex
2. wasting time

1. bob would dick around with guys
2. trey would dick around instead of doing school work.

by wtfmatexd April 18, 2008

Dicking Around

A penis, otherwise known as a "Dick", is used to randomly poke around a body cavity without properly fucking the orifice. This has been known to cause severe aggravation in the recipient. The opposite of "Dicking Around" would be called "Deep Dickin'"

"Jesus Butt-Fucking Christ Tom, are you going to be Dicking Around all night with that thing, or am I going to have to call my Pimp for some good ol' fashioned Deep Dickin'?

by Hank Macson February 10, 2014