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Janice Dickinson

The real-life version of Karen Walker from Will and Grace. Boozy, stupid and bitchy. Touted as "The World's Oldest Supermodel," she is constantly under the influence of alcohol, Quaaludes, or both, and likes to make a fool out of herself and others while under said influences. Was once a judge on America's Next Top Model, but Tyra Banks fired her when she dared to steal one of her barbecued ribs. SHE HATES FATTIES, UGLIES AND SHORTIES. Telling them off is a source of lulz for her, and for America.
Janice Dickinson: *to a model* First rule of modeling, you never rat out your bitches!
Model: *starts to defend herself*
Janice Dickinson: ZIP IT, BITCH! YOU'RE DEAD IN MY BOOK!
by PShapes December 5, 2007
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dickiepedia

A person who is able to provide authoritative convincing information on any subject matter they are questioned on.
Is that bird on that lake some sort of duck ?

No it is not, that bird is a moor hen, which is a specific type of waterfowl, not a duck.

Oh right, thanks Dickiepedia!
by s j c October 23, 2009
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Dickinsonia

A Dickinsonia is an extinct genus of animal that was living during the Ediacaran Period in what is now Australia, China, India, and Russia. The individual Dickinsonia typically resembles a bilaterally symmetrical ribbed oval. And also that Dickinsonia eats Algae since it was the only available food at the time.
"The Dickinsonia is a very old animal!" or to make your answer specific, "The Dickinsonia was found in the outbacks of Australia".
by Mr Cock Smith April 7, 2022
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Cold dickings

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW
He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.
by fanbake December 14, 2011
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Slim Dickings

When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....
Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home
by Tommy Boy56 November 4, 2017
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dicknose

someone who is excedingly stupid and oblivious to the obvious
(in movie theatre) "wow, did you see that?"
"No dicknose, i just payed nine dollars to sit here and stare at the ceiling"
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dicksneeze

Oh my god... what is that on the side of ada's face? Oh it's dicksneeze.
by Melong January 6, 2009
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