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Dicklash

When you start dating a guy and can’t think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You don’t want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.

Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).
Past tense: “I was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldn’t even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.”
by Jada_notpinketsmith May 13, 2019
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The opposite of being pussywhipped. When a woman lets her man walk all over her, letting the man take full control of every aspect of her life.
Lucy: Jesus Christ, look at poor Tina. She's been with Steev for over 8 years and it's been nothing but hell for her. He just takes advantage of her and controls every aspect of her life. It's like she's on a chain...

Ellie: She's dicklashed. The opposite of pussywhipped.
by Smacketeer September 1, 2019
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Dickwash

"When your dick has moss call a girl to give you a dickwash"
by NemoOnCrack May 20, 2020
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dicklash

When a bitter woman insults her ex's penis.
Present tense: His ex gave him major dicklash, telling him he had a small cock.
Present participle: She was well know for throwing out dicklashes.
Past participle: He was dicklashed on being told his penis looked weird.
Future participle: She will be dicklashing him on social media.

Origin: Any bad breakup.
by kenkenobi September 28, 2021
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Neck strain that occurs after performing oral sex on a man. Usually experienced by persons over the age of 40.
Waking up with dicklash really makes me reevaluate my nighttime activities.
by Lotsamama January 5, 2022
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Dicklash

When you go from flaccid to erect extremely quickly resulting in a sharp pain in the penis.
Dude I got turned on so quickly I got dicklash.
by Shermanator887 May 18, 2022
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Dicklash

Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.
“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”
by Kodmiinc July 7, 2022
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