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Dildo, Canada

A town on the island of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.

Dildo won the Harrowsmith Magazine Award in 2001 as one of the ten prettiest small towns in Canada. :)
Boy: Hey where are you from?

Girl: Dildo, Canada.

Boy: ...Wtf..?
by mistercity July 22, 2006
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Dildometer

A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.
Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
by Shouter January 8, 2008
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Dildo Baggins

Frodo's gay brother.
Frodo Baggins had the ring.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.
by Moppe April 11, 2009
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Edward Dildohands

A person named Edward disabled from birth with dildos in replacement of his hands, attached by parcel tape.

A low budget porno

An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands

A fetish pornstar
That man is such an 'Edward Dildohands'
by EDH007 October 21, 2010
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Dildo Riding Rodeo Clown

A term coined by Ryan Essary that is synonymous with "you shove dildos up your ass and act like a clown for fun".
"Hey eat a dick you dildo riding rodeo clown"
by Grammar Giant June 24, 2014
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dialtown

the sexiest dating sim out there with a wide range of INCREDIBLY simpable characterz including Karen Dunn, Randy Jade, Oliver Swift n many more!
n to make thingz better, everyone'z headz r replaced with variouz different objectz, most commonly phonez n typewriterz
person 1: "have you heard of dialtown: phone dating simulator?"
person 2: "demo free on steam, itch.io and gamejolt? created by directdoggo? why yes i have!"
by brightly coloured bastard November 16, 2020
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Bloody Dildo

A dildo that has blood on it because it was used while a girl was on her period so it has blood on it.

Also it can refered to as a bloody dildo when someone attacks another person with a dildo and gets blood on it.
Danny: dood i was giving a girl a fish eye and she was so pissed she pushed me off the bed and under the bed i saw a bloody dildo.

Zack: oh my god she had a bloody dildo under her bed?
by nocoke4uonlyme January 6, 2009
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