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Dagoth Ur

An evil, artificial god of the unholy Sixth House in the fantasy computer game, Morrowind. He commands an apocalyptic legion of diseased Lovecraftian freaks and fanatical possessed followers. Dagoth Ur also lives in a volcano and is clad only in a large gold mask and kinky loin cloth.
"Dagoth Ur would far rather have you as a friend than as an enemy."
by Curt Sibling October 1, 2007
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self-diagnoser

self diagnosers are the people that like fidget cubes so they say "I need it so I can focus". Then the next day they will be like "omg i feel like I need fidget constantly, Omg I have such bad adhd" . This is very annoying not to mention how fucking annoying it is to people that actually have adhd. First of all stop, second of all GET A DIAGNOSIS!! I can't even tell you how many people are like "Do you really think i can go talk to that person? I have depression, anxiety, and social anxiety!!" I am so sorry that you are feeling fidgety, nervous, or sad, but mental illness isn't an adjective! I know karen looked up 7 "100% accurate not-fake (adhd/anxiety/depression/other mental illness)" test on google and its said she had whatever mental illness, but you really can't throw around those terms. in conclusion, self diagnosers piss people off! it doesnt matter how much u rlly think you have it, GET A DIAGNOSIS! DONT GO AROUND SAYING THAT U HAVE RLLY BAD THIS OR THAT WHEN YOU PROBABLY DON'T! PLEASE JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS THAT U ARE REALLY SURE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEFORE YOU GET A DIAGNOSIS FROM A REAL DOCTOR/PSYCHOLOGIST! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR "STRUGGLES"! JUST SHUT UP!!!!
karen says she has ADHD because she is feeling fidgety (after drinking 7 red bulls) WHAT A self-diagnoser!
by literally can't even May 14, 2018
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Diabolical Touch

A Touch so devilish, so cringy, so horrible it kinda works. It's a ball bouncing off a foot into no-mans-land but not so far that someone can steal it. The diabolical touch is seen mostly in JV soccer.
by Kknumber14jvFTW September 12, 2016
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diabolical lick trend

where teenagers on tiktok post videos of them stealing stuff from school, most likely a hand sanitizer. they post those videos on tiktok captioning it "I just hit the most diabolical lick".
guy 1: hey dude, look at that idiot, why is he putting that hand sanitizer in his bag?
guy 2: he's doing that diabolical lick trend on tiktok.
guy 1: damn, people on tiktok would do anything to go viral. even if they know that their going to get charged for what their doing💀
by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021
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diagetic

As told or recounted rather than shown. Derived from diagesis, a style of fiction. In diagesis, a narrator tells a story. It has stood in contrast with mimesis -- in which you are shown rather than told -- since Aristotelean times.

When Jack Johnson sings about the diagetic world, he is talking about the world you are told about, and complaining that you can't accept the narrative that you hear.

Alternately, one can think of the Director's cut of Blade Runner as more mimetic, forcing you to put things together, while the one that was put in theatres with the voice overs to fill in the gaps as a more diagetic presentation.

This word is probably a bit uppity for this place, but it doesn't appear in the dictionary, and two incorrect definitions have already been given.
You can't believe everything you hear

The DIAGETIC world is so unclear

So baby close your ears

On the news tonight
by monadologist April 25, 2011
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Diabolik Lovers

An anime where a girl, Yui, is almost raped, the vampires are sexually hungry for blood from Yui, and one of the vampires loves their mother. Its a truly fucked up anime. The anime is a reverse harem
What anime do you watch?
Diabolik Lovers.
Oh *runs far away*
by Glllow March 14, 2018
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diabolical carousel

1. v. The act of putting Crisco on a stripper pole so that when the stripper attemps to spin or swing on it she flies off and breaks her arm, thereby allowing you ejaculate on her flailing, injured, helpless body.

2. n. The experience of said act.
E-Rock: "Did you hear about Iain and that 33 year old mother of two?"
Ja-Rizzle: "Shits yeah, son. I heard he's pretty traumatized."
E-Rock: "You know what would cheer him up? Going down to the club for a ride on the diabolical carousel!"
by Stampy October 26, 2005
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