Diabetical

Saying, "Aww dude, that's sweet!" is totally inappropriate and downright douchebaggary when describing something sweeter-than-sweet thus, use diabetical, so that it is clear how sweet and potentially dangerous the subject is...
So sweet it may give you diabetes, the subject's diabolical plan...

Wow, you see how she just unzipped her top so low like that?... That bitch, straight diabetical.

by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008

Diabete

Singular form of diabetes.

"I was diagnosed with a Diabete yesterday. Thank god it was only one, they're stronger in numbers..."

by GreentheNinja January 11, 2022

Diabetes

One of the best diseases out there! Cause when you become diabetic you get a indestructible pancreas that everyone is jealous of mann!
+Plus you get to freak people out, make them think your on heroin, when they ask "OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
+And...if class gets super boring..you can scare the teacher by saying "IM REALLY LOW I HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW TO GET JUICE BEFORE I PASS OUT" and then go to the soda machine fore 20 mins and get some food while everyone else sits in class.
Or if you forgot to study for a test..you can leave for that reason too. :
+D4L DIABETES IS INSANELY AWESOME!!!!

teacher:"its time to take a test"
kidd with diabetes:"IM LOW! BYE!"
*diabetic exits without fuss with teacher in 5 second FLAT*

by Diana Dz May 21, 2008

diabetic

One who suffers from diabetes, a disorder marked by excessive thirst and caused by an imbalance of insulin.

I can't eat that candy, because I'm diabetic.

by BCal November 18, 2003

Diabetes

Diabetes is a God forsaken disease. There are two main causes to this, for type 1 your pancreas simply fails on you, it was not their fault. On the other hand type 2 was definitely their fault for eating too many twinkies and big macs. Both types of diabetes may need insulin injections to regulate blood sugar. Type 1 diabetics will always have to either inject themselves, or get a manual pump. Type 2 diabetics may need injections, depending on their conditions. Hypo glycemic is when someone's blood sugar is very low, this could lead to a coma, or death. Hyper glycemic is when someone has too high of a blood star count, these effects include, vomiting, nausea, and lethargy. Please trust this information, I myself am a type1 diabetic, and at most I take 7 shots a day

insulin diabetes

by PandaBoi1337 January 20, 2013

diabete

to give rise to diabetes in (a person).

Failure of the pancreas to secrete sufficient insulin would diabete people.

by uttam maharjan July 19, 2012

Diabetes

a disease some fat guy on a horse talks about. he usually pronounces it diabeetis

"with this new testing device diabetes is a piece of cake"

by iuog34hgtipoh3iughrioghop3jg3o June 22, 2009